- If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?
You’d make a lovely corpse!
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
- I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
- Every time I’m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
- You are so slow I can’t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
- If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Your so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen.
- They can’t measure your intelligence. The scale won’t go that low
- I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
- Why don’t you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.