Lolz Criticism

  • If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?
    You’d make a lovely corpse!
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
  • I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
  • Every time I’m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
  • You are so slow I can’t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
  • If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
  • Your so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen.
  • They can’t measure your intelligence. The scale won’t go that low
  • I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
  • Why don’t you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

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